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Top 100 Fantasy Basketball Rankings

Posted: December 20, 2011 by vongrapenstein in Fantasy, NBA

ESPN Rides Aaron Rodgers for Seven Hours

Posted: November 15, 2011 by vongrapenstein in NFL, Pack It Up, Purple Pride

Stu Scott: And now, let’s discuss Adrian Pet NO! NO! We won’t be doing that. Continuing hour three of Aaron Rodgers Is More Than Likely Our Lord and Savior, let me ask you Trent, is Aaron Rodgers playing the position better than anyone you’ve ever seen, right now? EVER? And would you tongue-dart his fart-box?


Don’t Get Your Hopes Up and McNabb isn’t the Antichrist

Posted: October 12, 2011 by vongrapenstein in NFL, Purple Pride

Kinda true, but I’d rather have one season of McNabb for a fifth-round pick than five seasons of Kolb for fifty million, a second-round pick, and Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.  Damn, does that look like a bad trade right now.

Before we begin this recap, one thing needs to be said above all else: The Arizona Cardinals are a bad football team.


Dear Green Bay: Seriously?

Posted: September 28, 2011 by vongrapenstein in Pack It Up, Purple Pride

Like, are you stick-fucking me?


Same song, different verse.

Posted: September 22, 2011 by vongrapenstein in NFL, Purple Pride

The Minnesota Vikings dominated the first half of their week two matchup against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, only to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in the second half.

Sound familiar?  Alright, let’s make this quick…


A Tale of Two Halves

Posted: September 14, 2011 by vongrapenstein in NFL, Purple Pride

It was the best of halves, it was the worst of halves.  There really is no other way to describe the Vikings’ first game of the 2011 season.


2011 Minnesota Vikings Season Preview

Posted: September 7, 2011 by vongrapenstein in NFL, Purple Pride

2010 was not a year to remember for the Vikings, just like that iceberg was not good for the Titanic.

Brett Favre came crashing to earth like Icarus, Randy Moss went on a bridge-burning bender, Jared Allen and Kevin Williams couldn’t hold the defense together, Sidney Rice decided to take most of the year off after postponing a surgery, and Adrian Peterson appeared on Entourage. It was a disappointing season to say the least.

Though Brad Childress and his inferiority complex were finally fired. Every cloud has a silver lining.