The Dumb Money Week 14

Posted: December 7, 2011 by Kodi in Dumb Money, NFL

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Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog

12/8 8:25 ET At Pittsburgh -14 Cleveland A classic AFC Central matchup to be followed by a classic ass-beating, finished with a classic Cleveland crappy Monday morning.   STEELERS

12/11 1:00 ET At Baltimore -16.5 Indianapolis A classic AFC matchup followed by a predictable ass-beating, finished with a… sound familiar?   RAVENS

12/11 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -3 Houston The Bengals are so freaked out by being favored that they forgot to sell tickets to the game.   BENGALS

12/11 4:15 ET At Green Bay -11.5 Oakland I wonder if Vegas even tries, or if they just throw darts at a board for the spread.   RAIDERS

12/11 1:00 ET At NY Jets -9 Kansas City Unless you’re rooting for either the Jets to make the playoffs or Kyle Orton’s finger, this game should be both boring and pointless.   JETS

12/11 1:00 ET At Detroit -7.5 Minnesota This would be a fair matchup if the Vikings had a healthy RB, OL, WR, DL, LB, CB or Safety. But then again, it’s the Lions.   VIKINGS

12/11 1:00 ET New Orleans -4 At Tennessee Matt Hasselbeck is bald, and that’s always funny. Drew Brees is trying to catch up to Hasselbeck, but this week will only beat him on the field.   SAINTS

12/11 1:00 ET At Miami -3 Philadelphia Miami can’t stop winning even when it’s in their best interest to lose. Philly can’t win no matter what. Vick’s return should add insult to the rib injury.   DOLPHINS

12/11 1:00 ET New England -8 At Washington At some point this season I swore I was going to rename Washington the “Orangeskins” in honor of Shanahan’s crazy dermal hue. But no punchline is half as funny as simply looking at a photo of him.   PATRIOTS

12/11 1:00 ET Atlanta -2.5 At Carolina Atlanta has a million reasons to win this game, most importantly to reach the playoffs. Carolina has one reason: Keep Atlanta out of the playoffs. I like simplicity:   PANTHERS

12/11 1:00 ET At Jacksonville  PK Tampa Bay Just writing the word “Jacksonville” is depressing, funny mustache or not.   BUCCANEERS

12/11 4:05 ET San Francisco -3.5 At Arizona DING DING! The Dumb Money Shot of the Week! Hello easy money- dolla-dolla bill y’all!   49’ERS

12/11 4:05 ET At Denver -3.5 Chicago “I said, ‘They denied Jesus too’ and he said ‘You’re not him.'” – Bob Dylan   BEARS

12/11 4:15 ET At San Diego -7 Buffalo San Diego finally came into its own against Jacksonville. Now they have to play an NFL team.   CHARGERS

12/11 8:30 ET At Dallas -3.5 NY Giants I don’t believe in Romo Magic, but I believe Dallas fans do. Meanwhile, Giants coach Tom Coughlin promised to beat everyone in the testicles with a ball peen hammer if they lose… Magic!   GIANTS

12/12 8:35 ET At Seattle -5.5 St. Louis What are you doing on Monday night? Care to join me for a little fun in Tom Coughlin’s workshop instead of watching this pile of shit?   SEATTLE


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