The Dumb Money Week 13 NFL Pick Em Challenge

Posted: November 30, 2011 by Kodi in Dumb Money, NFL

You Know the Drill!

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Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog

12/1 8:20 ET Philadelphia -3 At Seattle One of the hardest parts of picking football is finding anything compelling to say about matchups like this. Yet, I dare you say “Tarvaris Jackson” in the mirror three times… EAGLES

12/4 1:00 ET At Buffalo -1.5 Tennessee I love Vegas odds makers: Freddie Jackson hits the IR and then only ding Buffalo half of their home field courtesy points. Maybe he was wearing magic sneakers and CJ Spiller has the same shoe size.   TITANS

12/4 1:00 ET At Chicago -7.5 Kansas City Two seasons after trading Kyle Orton, his Chicago team mates still can’t remember where they hid his Gillette Mach 5 w/ Neck Beard Eliminator attachment. Meanwhile, Caleb Hanie is almost old enough to shave.   BEARS

12/4 1:00 ET At Miami -3 Oakland The Bleacher Report just published a column titled “5 Reasons Why Matt Moore Isn’t the Dolphins QB of the Future.” While I’m sure it’s informative and well-reasoned, I failed to bother reading beyond Reason 1: He’s not a NFL starter.   RAIDERS

12/4 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -6.5 Cincinnati Cincinnati Fun Fact: Adam Pacman Jones is not only on the team, but isn’t suspended or in jail! This has nothing to do with the spread and won’t matter anyways.    STEELERS

12/4 4:05 ET Baltimore -6.5 At Cleveland Ray Lewis should play. Nothing else needs to be said.   RAVENS

12/4 1:00 ET NY Jets -3 At Washington The Bad News: The 2011 Playoffs have started for the NY Jets and a loss could end their crappy season in 60 minutes. The Good News? Dominos still promises to deliver a crappy pizza within 30 minutes.   JETS

12/4 1:00 ET Atlanta -2.5 At Houston Opting not to pull Brett Favre out of retirement, the Texans signed the other white meat Jake Delhomme. In turn, Jake’s gonna pull out a whole bag of suck and three INTs.   FALCONS

12/4 1:00 ET At Tampa Bay -3.5 Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton has tied former QB Jake Delhomme’s yards-per-pass mark. Someone actually thinks that’s something to celebrate. Meanwhile, Mrs. Raheem Morris had a word with her husband about those five game skid marks in his Fruit of the Looms…   CAROLINA

12/4 8:30 ET At New Orleans -8.5 Detroit The Lions are still in the hunt and gosh darn it- that’s just fun to think about. Technically, they’ll still be in the hunt next week after getting beat by the Saints.    LIONS

12/4 1:00 ET At Minnesota -1 Denver Whomever had the grapes to favor the Vikings by a point must also be a fan of clawing their eyes out with a rusty fork. I know this because I do it too. Bonus: Other teams choke, but when Tebow does it, it’s called the “Jesus Wheeze.”  VIKINGS

12/4 4:15 ET At San Francisco -13 St. Louis I was going to give this the Dumb Money Shot of the Week until I noticed Patriots/Colts below.    RAMS

12/4 4:15 ET Dallas -4.5 At Arizona I’m amazed at the way Cards coach Ken Whisenhunt finds ways to repeat phrases such as “We just got to put it together for 60 minutes” every week yet sound like it’s his first loss. They are who we thought they are…   COWBOYS

12/4 4:15 ET Green Bay -7 At NY Giants Peter Perfect Packer Pecker… whatever. PACKERS

12/4 1:00 ET At New England -20.5 Indianapolis Hello Dumb Money Shot! I wouldn’t really know who to bet on if I was in Vegas, but if I was drunk in Vegas I would bet on it anyways… COLTS

12/5 8:35 ET San Diego -2.5 At Jacksonville Welcome to the “Why Is Monday Night Football Immune From Flex-Scheduling?” matchup of the week! This week we got a big ol’ stinky Chargers team squaring off against a team that got so confused about their QB that they fired the coach! Wooo-Hoooo!!!   JAGUARS

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